Sheister's Elite Level Highschool Survival Guide!

Please read this first!

YOU- yes you- are invited to read this guide in the hopes that the knowledge I've gained throughout my 4 years of highschool hell, will help you far more than they ever helped me.

As the first pancake I have mostly had to find and compile my own resources for success. Any help I had wasn't usually firsthand, with the rare exception of uperclassmen friends I had, but you—still you—will have the wonderful assistance of my infinite and yet awfully limeted wisdom to help guide you in the best way I can.

SO READ ON AND WEEP— and know that I'll be here to help you in the best way I can ;) that is, with sarcasm, infinite failure, and somewhat decent writing. Enjoy, and may the collegeboard be ever in your favor!